January 14, 2015


Living further north, I’ve quickly come to perceive what I once considered a marvel of nature as a major meteorological inconvenience. The fuzzy flakes that in Oklahoma would’ve made me push my face against the window and gasp with wonder now just elicit a grunt throu...

January 5, 2015


My mom and I thoroughly researched winter gear options, and this is the footwear we chose, partly due to a 50% off coupon from a Columbia outlet store (thanks saleslady!). Do I maybe wish I’d opted for the ankle-high versions worn by cute girls with blunt bangs at t...

January 2, 2015


I inherited my vocal disdain for New Year celebrations from my mother, a major cynic when it comes to hyped-up party holidays. This image offers the best visual explanation of my disenchantment. I’ve also historically been let down by this arbitrary calendar changeo...

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